strippr: I had a guy on stage that wouldn’t let go of my shoe, thinking it was funny, even after I made it clear it wasn’t. So I bent down, doggy-style, and “skunked” him. I farted in his face. A silent one, but man, don’t fuck with me after I’ve had a half can of black beans, salsa, fiber chips, fruit, spinach, beer, and soda. Bet you’ll let go of that shoe next time, ey? xD Yet another...
Polly Rice: Did you know that 0% of 'sex change'... →
bonkerscreed: 0%! ZERO! PERCENT! Did you also know that there has never been done a phalloplasty (construction of a penis) in Denmark? No? Neither did I till I read the scary, off-putting statistics. I live in Denmark, and I always thought that Denmark was a quite liberal country. Denmark was the first… To lend some added cradibility to this post, I’ll add This(...
Since I’m trans… do pictures of me topless from before I stopped being all in-denial-ey about it retroactively become pornographic? This is something someone (sorry, idr who… I think Zinnia Jones? maybe) mentioned on twitter and now I’m curious what the general consensus about this is. I never thought about it before. (btw, This isn’t overly-serious, just some random...
The Safe Space Network: Hey everyone, this is... →
objektophil: I was recently contacted by a person named Christine Albrecht, who found me on Tumblr. Christine Albrecht is a casting associate with 20 West Productions out of Chicago, IL, and right now they’re looking for an objectum-sexual person, ostensibly for a docu-series about… Helping spread the word a bit~
We should ban life jackets and other flotation...
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences. You should see drowning as a gift. You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it. Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it...
Doing an experiment. Reblog if you wear glasses or...
The Top 5 Quotes About Rape from Republican Men →
thrashleydawn: tyleroakley: agvnotes: These are the best GOP rape quotes I could find - but message me if you have more! Let’s hold these people accountable. 1.Todd Akin: “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down” -mid 2012 Senate Campaign 2.Claytie Williams: “If it’s inevitable, just relax and enjoy it” -mid 1990 Gubernatorial race in Texas ...
Trans women's issues are women's issues
This is why we can't have nice things.: Not one... →
bitter—bitch: This is not an exaggeration. This is truth. I’m not sure if the rest of the stripper population gets this, but for some reason I do. And it’s not just from customers, or jerks on the internet. It’s from my friends, strangers, acquaintances, etc. It’s everyone. When I started stripping and many… Some people just assume any sex worker is willing to fuck them for...
What? how did this happen? I don’t understand why I have followers, but I appreciate it, thanks to anyone who actually finds the random shit I put here worth reading (even if you skip over most of it). <3 Sorry, just noticed I have multiple followers who have not left yet, and it made me happy, hehe. :3
The Cosplayer is Always Right
(Our Japanese restaurant is near a school that annually hosts an anime convention. So, it’s fairly common to have cosplayers among our customers at the time of the con. The owner is okay with it as long as they don’t annoy the other customers. On this day, we seat twelve cosplayers and, later, I seat three young customers near them.)
Young Customer #1: “What is this? Why are those guys costumed?”
Me: “Oh, there’s a large anime convention ongoing at the local school. It’s rather common to see them at the times of the gathering.”
Young Customer #1: *chuckles* “Yeah, what a bunch of dorks.”
Young Customer #2: “Total nerds.”
(Since there are no other free tables and they didn’t pre-order a table, they sit near the cosplayers while mocking them under their breath. In the meantime, a cosplayer of Pikachu is talking somewhat loudly on his phone.)
Young Customer #2: *waves at me* “Hey, you! Tell those dorks to shut up!”
Halo Cosplayer: “Oh, I’m sorry, sir.” *to ‘Pikachu’* “Dude, not so loud. You’re bothering people.”
Pikachu Cosplayer: “What? Oh, sorry to bother you guys.” *starts talking again, but much quieter*
Young Customer #3: “Yeah, that’s right. Shut up, you virgin nerd!”
Young Customer #1: “Go back to the library, virgins!”
(At this point, I warn the owner about the behavior of the younger customers. He immediately goes to their table.)
Owner: “What seems to be the problem?”
Young Customer #1: “It’s not our fault. Those nerds started to insult us! We’re not going to stay here and do nothing!”
Owner: “My staff told me the contrary, actually.”
Young Customer #3: “What?! That b***h waitress is lying!”
Owner: “Sir, I won’t allow you to insult my staff or customers. Those cosplayers were extremely polite and quiet during their meals, unlike you. If someone must be thrown out, it’s you.”
(In the blink of an eye, one of the young customers gets up and tries to grab the owner. However, to our surprise, one of the cosplayers playing Batman grabs him by the hair, slams him on the table and holds him still.)
Young Customer #1: “OW! That f***ing hurts! Who the f*** do you think you are, you motherf***er?!”
Batman Cosplayer: *in a raspy tone* “I am vengeance. I am the night. I am… Batman.”
(The two other customers begin to yell, but quickly shut up when all the cosplayers get up and surround them, showing that most of them are clearly larger than them. The mall security arrests the bad customers, and the cosplayers leave after apologizing for the trouble. However, it’s not before we snap a picture with them. Now, we frequently joke about that time when Batman, Pikachu and Master Chief saved the restaurant!)
How well do you see color? →
absurdlyawkward: misterjmasters: unaf: furgoat: mercerism: jesymckinney: 9 8! 16 i can’t see the blues 5~ 7! 7 Your score: 149 Gender: Female Age range: 20-29 Best score for your gender and age range: 0 Highest score for your gender and age range: 198857 I think I failed this test…. (also, this is seriously my score… I have a lot of trouble...
So I had an okay day for the most part, nerding it up in the city with a couple friends. Went to a few familiar places, where most of the people know me. There was an event at one of the places, and a few people I never met were there, they ere pretty nice for the most part, and we got along okay. But, it gets really frustrating trying to tell people my name sometimes. I was dressed in...
Trans(MtF or FtM) but not transitioning?
So… lurking around various trans* related tags, I’ve come across a lot of comments along the lines of: “If you say you’re trans, but that you don’t want hormones or to transition, I don’t believe you are actually trans, you’re just pretending to be for the internet.” So.. I really feel like commenting on this, because it is starting to bother me...
Seriously.. I looked at the clock, it’s 5am… last time I checked the time, which I thought was about 30 mins ago, it was MIDNIGHT! where did the last 5 hours go!? so much for sleeping tonigh… :(